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Thursday, March 09, 2006

//edit @ 10.41pm

Before & After Marriage.

1. ANGKATKAN BEG
B4: Come syg, let me carry the bag 4 u. Kesian u...
After: Beg u pun u malas nak bawak. Lain kali jgn bawa beg ah!

2. TERSUNGKUR BATU
B4: Syg, u ok? Bodoh nye batu! Nak pegi hospital?
After: Jln betul2 la! Buta ke? Batu tu macam besarpun tak nampak!

3. PAKAI SEXY
B4: Lawanye u pakai baju ni. Turn on!
After: Hey, tak tau malu eh? Tgk nampak longkang tu! Babat berlapis2! Awak pakai, saya yg malu tau!

4. MANJA DI PUBLIC
B4: Manjanye syg i ni. Mcm i nak gigit2, nak romen dgn u skrg jugak!
After: Oi! Org tgk ah! Dah tua pun tak malu ke?


5. KEMPUNAN
B4: U nak makan burger ramly? Ok, besok i masuk JB belikan u eh syg..
After: Burger McDonald pun sama pe! Jgn cerewetah! Makan je!

6. KECANTIKAN
B4: Kalau pakai make - up tebal pun dia kata cantik.
After: Ape ni make up mcm tepung gomak? Wayang pekji pun kalah tau! Bulan2 asyik beli make up je!

7. KEKAYAAN
B4: U takde bnyk duit pun, i tetap syg u. Kekayaan tk menjanjikan kebahagiaan.
After: Tu la, dulu tak nak blajar betul2. Skrg baru nak menyesal! Duit tong sampah bulan ni camne?

8. SEX
B4: Kalau kita kawin, hari2 i nak main dgn u.
After: Eh, i penat tau! Ingat i robot ke? Gatal!

9. KESABARAN
B4: Sudahlah syg, jgn merajuk. Yelah, i salah. I minta maaf. Maafkan i eh?
After: Dah buat salah tak nak mengaku. Tau nak merajuk je. Awak punye pasal ah! Tak kuasa aku!


10. MASAKAN
B4: Sedapnye u masak (walaupun tak sedap)
After: Mak u tak ajar masak ke? Ni Nasi lemak ke nasi basi?

11. DUIT NO PROBLEM
B4: Syg, kita mkn dekat restoran mahal tu eh?Mahal takpela, skali skala...
After: Mak oi! Pe mahal! Da la! Mee grg mamak pat haig rd lagi sedap. Tak mau ah!

12. LUV PEGI LUV BALIK
B4: Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! Miss u lah syg. (Padahal smlm baru jumpe)
After: Ah, ok bye! Tak bole lah. Kawan I ade nie! Bye la! bye la!

Isn't that true? Lol.

Mum bought mcdonald(again!) for supper last night. This time I didn't eat mcchicken burger (duh!). Just ate the nuggets and sundae hot fudge. I think I need to burn my fats off. Have been eating alot since rotting at home. Need to maintain my weight. I'm thinking whether to pay a visit to the dentist. I have a low threshold for pain. I must cut down my money on magazines. I think I'll just buy cleo and forget about seventeen but the temptation is too strong. Grrr! I really need to save badly till may. Special event is coming up soon. Mum just told me that she get invited to Ikea Home Furnishing Sale and it's only for friends members. Sale period is on 10 march till 26 march. They are opening early at 8am and mum wants to go. Oh my! I'll be following her tomorrow. I don't mind waking up early at 7am to get ready. I'll shop till I drop. So Kin, I think I'll pass you the bag but which bag you want? I have the brown topshop, the white surf babe. Tell me quick aite. Maybe I'll reach home around 1+ and quickly get ready. Tomorrow gonna be a hectic day. Tsk. I'm falling in love with the pussycat dolls. Gorgeous babes! Their songs, beep and button is stuck inside my head. Oh my. How to lose weight? See, my sis just bought a big cadbury chocolate. Sigh...

Beep
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha


Button
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

1:30 PM



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